Lawd, Lawd
Oh Lawd.
"The Excel spreadsheet started off to working, with its hourglass running hard there on the screen," Broonzy said. "But old Wally Peters had his pencil filling columns, throwing graphite off like locomotive steam.From The Onion: "Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0."
"It threw graphite like a smokestack throwing steam," he added.
posted by Detlef at 3:48 PM permalink
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Wallace was a good man. I had the fortune to meet him in a hotel lobby down at some function in DC. He was signing out with a dull pencil, and sure enough, he sharpened it right in front of me... with his bare hands.
I didn't sleep too well that night.
4:16 PM
(Favorite part: "in DC")
5:04 PM
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