A Formidable Feline

Okay, I admit it: I'm a sucker for cat stories. Today the AP has a "sensational" one (in two versions).

Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The article mention's Lewis's "catlike stealth," and even the headlines call him "crazy," so I'm surprised the word "mutant" never appears, since he's polydactyl and all.