My Yearly Post!
Never mind me. I'm just turning the engine over and driving on down to the store so the battery won't die.
You got your left hand. You got your right hand. The left hand is diddling while the right hand goes to work.
Never mind me. I'm just turning the engine over and driving on down to the store so the battery won't die.
And how.
Even the dead apparently have to pay the fines on their overdue books at one Westchester County library. Elizabeth Schaper said she was charged a 50-cent late fee while turning in a book that her late mother had checked out of a Harrison Public Library branch."I mean, you've got the 50 cents, right? Surely you inherited some money when the old broad kicked it? Huh?"
"I was in shock," Schaper said. "This has rocked me to my core."
Schaper's mother, Ethel Schaper, died at the age of 87 on Sept. 16 after suffering a massive stroke. A few days later, Schaper said she found a library book, "The Price of Silence," by Camilla Trinchieri, that her mother had checked out from the library.
"My mother was an avid reader _ she read an average of two books a week," Schaper said. "She was a frequent patron of the library."
Schaper said she returned the book last week, and was stunned when the man behind the library counter told her of the 50-cent fee.
"I told him that maybe he didn't hear me right, that my mother had just died, otherwise I'm sure that she would have returned it on time," Schaper said. "His only reply was that, 'That will be 50 cents.'"
Look, I'll be honest with you. It's hard for me to focus on the finer points of this AP article about eating locally grown food. I think the reason for my confusion is the first paragraph of the piece:
Dick Shave got a duck for dinner. It was firm, fresh and - this is very important when you're only eating food grown within 100 miles - raised nearby.Hang on here; just one second, please.
You're using Opera, right? No? Well! You need to be.
Interesting little side note in a NYT article today about "one-day university" programs, one of which features a psychologist:
To some, the thrust of positive psychology is misguided; people are no more able to change their level of happiness than their height. But while Mr. Achor agrees that each individual has a genetically programmed base line mood, he also says that people are able to shift that base line through a variety of tactics. So he talked about research with depressed patients that showed exercise was more successful in preventing relapses than medication; a study with nuns that demonstrated the life-extending benefits of keeping a journal that records positive experiences; and a study of monks that indicates how meditation increased insight-producing gamma waves in the brain.Gotta remember that part; gotta make an effort to note and record the good stuff. I'll live longer!
What a phrase. And what a fighter!
A South Korean tycoon on trial in a sensational assault case said Monday he punched bar workers after his son was hurt in a scuffle, but denied using a steel pipe and stun gun.Well hell yes! When you get tired, you've got to have your minions step in, to do at least some of the ass-kicking.
"I delivered several hooks," Hanwha Group Chairman Kim Seung-youn said under questioning by the prosecution at Seoul central District Court, using boxing terminology to describe the punches.
Clad in sky blue jail garb, Kim, one of South Korea's richest men, said he chose the description for the punches because he was once head of South Korea's amateur boxing association.
Kim said it was he himself who "mainly beat" about half a dozen bar workers, although he added that his bodyguards were involved later, when "I got tired."
Among charges the tycoon faces are illegal detainment and assault with dangerous objects over the alleged revenge attack after a March altercation at a Seoul karaoke club with his 22-year-old son, Kim Dong-won, a student at Yale University.And if anybody deserves a little leniency now and then, surely it's the head of a family-controlled conglomerate?
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The dramatic details of the case, which media have likened to something out of a gangster movie, have drawn intense public interest in South Korea, where the heads of family controlled conglomerates wield great economic, political and social clout.
At one point Kim told the packed courtroom that he lightly hit one of the workers on the head with a steel pipe to scare them. He later retracted the statement and denied using a stun gun.
Kim's lawyers said the attack was not organized or premeditated in nature, and called for leniency for the tycoon. They said his prolonged absence from management could cause a crisis at the conglomerate.
A North Korean family of four arrived in South Korea on Saturday after leaving Japan, where they landed two weeks ago after a rare boat voyage from the communist country.He couldn't hold it in; he had to shout it! Loud and proud.
The family - a couple and their two adult sons - arrived at the international airport in Incheon wearing hats and covering their faces with masks.
"Liberty, democracy, human rights!" yelled one of the North Koreans at an airport gate, before airport security officials escorted the group away.